There was a lot of him and a little penis
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
