i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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