There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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