Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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