Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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