This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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