1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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