in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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