sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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