This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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