I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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