Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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