He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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