But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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