gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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