She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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