next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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