glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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