Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize
