he thought i was a dude.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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