Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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