I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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