you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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