she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
send nudes
from the living room?
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