He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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