What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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