it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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