Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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