soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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