i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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