Pappa wants mamma naked
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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