He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
then he tried to convert me to islam
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
