I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
