tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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