The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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