dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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