i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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