i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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