so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize