Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
