just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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