Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
dude. I can hear the air.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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