You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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