Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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