Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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