is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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