Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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