They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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