There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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