you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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