I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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