I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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