All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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