Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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