I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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